What think you of a little fun with a Shakespeare Morning?

Question

Heavenly shades of night

Are falling....uh....

Wrong clock....day...

Hark!! Forsooth!!!!

What window through

Yonder light breaks?

Tis Juliet....whoa....!!!!

Shakespeare should

Be Tagged for his names.

Othello twere not bad...just

Had a childhood trauma

Bout that name....

Charles, Charles, wherefore

Art thou, Charles? And

Mary Ann jumped off the

Bridge in 'Hamlet".

Ann was Queen of the Fairies

In a "Midsummer Night...Day...

Whatever" And Falstaff was

Miller Lite...Bud was a nickname.

And poor Juliet was really

Better off named 'Agnes'.

And, that shrew was never

Ever tamed...just put in

Detox for a tad...

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Ya'llses!!

Answer 1

Pray tell, dear 'Perian bard

what flavored "coffee" consumed?

Methinkest me to order some

for daybreak beist much nicer now!

GM to you and Shakepeare's ghosts.  This was well done!

Answer 2

Good morning! You never fail to bring a smile to my face!

I fear I am taking a risk answering this, my computer fan is making very angry noises!

Hopefully I'll be back on in a bit!!

*EDIT: I'm back....my hubby jabbed a pencil in there and the noise stopped.(Don't be alarmed, that's what the tech told us to do!) At least now I know which fan it is....Never got those speakers from Fed Ex ey? When it absolutely positively doesn't matter if you get your shipment today or next year....

The reason for my rambling edit was to ask if you've ever tried chocolate covered coffee beans? Talk about AWESOME!

Answer 3

Tis a long morning out of coffee beans an Bud Light in noon.

Answer 4

Very Nice...!!

Good Morning & have a good WE...!!

Answer 5

An Elys by any other name would still need her coffee. Good Morning.

Answer 6

One vat of Cafe du Monde coming right up

Answer 7

i'm not really into shakespeare, but you put everything together nicely....updated as it were. a poet can have a sense of humor too. you just proved it. have a good, fulfilling and righteous day, mi'lady.

Answer 8

Just getting to morning stuff at 6:07pm..very funny, even with decaf!

Answer 9

good one. i loved the good morning ones. thanks for it.

Answer 10

Elys: "Pour Yorick! I need it now!l.....hooray, she goes"

As the great man might say "not bard (sic), not bard (sic) at all!"  ah but you're only Houma'n after the second cup.

Verily tis meritorious and complimentary of Billy boy.

I hope you are avon a good strong cuppa as as I type. Have a great day!

Answer 11

Shakespeare spelled his own name 14 different ways and no one knew if it was intentional or not!! Isn't editing fun?  Funny poem, too, very literate.  I'm off to read some Nursery Rhymes for a break!

Answer 12

Welcome Back !!! & Happy Holiday!!! Gawd I missed your good morning Pomes

Glad to see your not crushed or damaged by being over worked ,,,,,,,,,,,,,Welcome Back...... Welcome Back !!!

Answer 13

After reading your opening line - I couldn't get this song out of my head all day - enjoy ♥

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-0MSs6A1...