What think you of a morning lecture?

Question

"In juxtapositioning

'Good Morning!'...

It becomes

'Morning Good!'

And you is talkin

Like Cheetah...uh,

Tarzan's monkey.

Don't screech on the

Blackboard, Snidely!

Go git dat Cobra

Like a mongoose

Do...does...

Present participle

Angle dangling,

Rangling...somebody

Git me coffee in a

Drum!

Class, you are excused

Today for HAPPY HOUR...

I know nothing about them."

Good Morning! Good Chuckle Morning!

Ya'llses!

Answer 1

Can I have your autograph?  lol

Answer 2

OK...I'll get back to work...

Answer 3

Gosh missed this one this morning and even too late for happy hour----oh no --there is no happy hour on Saturday!  Well I just position myself in the kitchen and make me a long island monkey!! That should  be enough to angle dangle me !! Cheers!!

Answer 4

I think it would be fun to wake up beside you every morning.  I'd never know what to expect.

Answer 5

So Snidely's dangling and you need coffee by the drum? Sounds like you both got in the corn sqeezins.

Morning good.

Answer 6

Had you been one of my profs I might have enjoyed my educational experience more.  (Aside to Snidely, from Gracie...

"You gotta try them gecko things, they're crunchy!")

Answer 7

Do ya think Tarzan was a role model for Yoda-speak?

"Your Cheetah'n heart make weep will you". (from my new Album "No country for....old alien apemen"....in stores soon)

(In free association mode I only take one deep breath. Ahh so that's the problem... brain is oxygen deprived - now I know how to fix it, but do I WANT to?...This is NOT Polls and Surveys people, move on now, no more to see)

Answer 8

This was really a cute and cool poem and it brought a smile to my frowning face this morning  so i say thank-you.PS i really need a jug of coffee this morning  good  lol

Answer 9

U 'v got what it takes to tense any tense even the present, and hence leave them dangling! goot..morgin.. uh , I need a cup of cafee !

Answer 10

I can't do anything now. I'm laughing too hard. Good Morning to you and all those present (participles). May they never dangle.