What think you of "Hmmmm...Seems You have a lot of..."

Question

Christmas in Bimini.

Palms dressed up in a bow...

Anchored to Survivorman

And the Minnow crew...

ICW is a d**n good root beer,

Said 'Caroline Cenac"

To 'Jody Morrison'.

'Spitoon' made it unanimous...

'Lil Sarah'..."Where's that 70 marker?"

"You're aground.....ya

Keeled on it....dumb...."

No coyotes last night.

Something under the

Bridgehouse........didn't go to

See!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My .44 was in

The car. 2 bullets less than

Empty so much

For free association this

A.d**n. m.....But, yes mah Lawd!

I did succeed in 'seeming to have

A lot of d**n good too much

Dat punctuation'....AMEN!!!!

Halloween...uh, Christmas cards

Make the vampire bright...on this

Hallowed, hollowed Tuesday...uh,

Morning?

Good, if it is...and better Good Morning!

Ya'llses!!!

Answer 1

wut iz dis thing you keeps acalin punktation

i dun talks wit no punktation

an i's speels jes fine

lookity  lookity

i's only speeled 16 things rong

and dat there pencil neeked geek can't count

gud mahnin

Answer 2

Punctuation brightens the morning !!!  Good morning !!!

Answer 3

Let me see, the bridge only goes up and down, does it not?  This would make a twisted bridge deck indeed.  Enjoying reruns were you as you were sipping your rooty beer and hearing noises beneath the deck.  Nightime blues can use this tune!  GM to you

Answer 4

ICB is pert near good root too

With a view grating humming with dew

Dem Henderson boys got hold of you

I mean since dey own half all da bayou

Can't take much mo' dis-associatin

dem words like birds of play flying free

from flew to me

I'll see ya' on the three....

GM on the 2

Answer 5

Good morning, Yep, lots of twists and turns, wakes up ones brain, to

a spin! I enjoy Christmas greetings, by cards! yet I think the growing

expense cuts into the joy.

Answer 6

Yes, we have no punctuation,

We have no punctuation today,

We've (brackets) and semicolons;

Commas, and hyphens-,

All kinds of dashes, — and say

We have an old-fashioned ellipsis…,

Exclamation mark!

But YES! We have no punctuation!  

Answer 7

Laws, mizzy, I thinks I knows your bridge...they ain't that many, even in Terrebonne Parish!!!!!  keeps the .44 close...

Answer 8

Ain't got no Bikini Atoll...

Answer 9

Dem durned dawg done demolished Y/A.

Dis day, she not turning out raight.

Answer 10

At least they're gettin in the ball park! They always tell me to post in Sports: Rigby! AND they always say I've spelt my name wrong!

Good morning!