What think you of "Shrimp Season...First Night?"?

Question

Too-dull-icious!

12 hours the radio

Pretends sentences...

Shrimpers boasting

Mortgages made tonight.

Laughter.

Liars.

Their wives deal

With the banks.

Husbands, boyfriends...

Fog banks.

3 a.m.

Nets pass thru

The bridge...boasting...

Seaweed.

Answer 1

I'll take the seaweed, in california rolls and avacodo rolls, Yummy (ok I just wanted to give a unique answer, I knew no one would take the seaweed. lol)

"In the Chinese Book of Poetry, written almost 3000 years ago, there is a poem that describes a woman who cooks sea plants. Always considered a delicacy, Orientals also offered sea plants during sacrifices to the ancestors.

Today, we know the plants as seaweed, which has many health benefits:" (http://health.learninginfo.org/seaweed-b...

Answer 2

As Paul Hogan once famously utterered: "Throw another shrimp on the Barbie will ya!" and crack a tube of Fosters while you're at it.

Cheers Mates!

Answer 3

Shrimp season already?

Answer 4

Makes me want to go dancing and have a beer with the Shrimp Queen... or maybe that cute waitress Jenny... Forrest spoke of her while we conversed sitting on a park bench, the smell of shrimp in the air.

Answer 5

I would like the #3...hehehe

Answer 6

I love deep fried shrimp.

Now you've made me hungry.

Answer 7

Goody. More shrimp. Not like the Japanese buy all the seafood they can as well as catch it, but now we get shrimp for them. Give this poem to Japan from the protesters.

Answer 8

Now i'm thinking about making a cocktail sauce ....Yeah done deal ,,,, Shrimp Cocktails and Blackened Cajun Style ,,,,,We'll be back

Answer 9

Even though the shrimpers are "working" - there are times - when the guys enjoy a sport with no gals. Those hunting season days - solo  good time man times. Wives left holding up the fort - taking care of the kids - running the house.  I wonder if they are allowed a night out with the girls ♥

Answer 10

My mom has stories about the shrimping and crabbing in the waters off Galveston. Taking them home and tossing them in a pot. Then eating and laughing all night.

Answer 11

Butterfly trawler

Poppier' hauler

9 horse crawler

They all call her

Bumpin her fender

Dey all be friend her

She dat towering sender

Dat blonde bridge tender

Yea u rite

Answer 12

Shrimp and water--a great meal!

Answer 13

I'll take the beer and pass on the baloney!  Cheers!