What think you of the goofiest ever Morning pome?

Question

M..I..C..K..E..Y

M..O..U..S..E

Forever let us hold

That banner high, high

High!!! ...uh...High!!!

I went and bought mysef

A ticket, and I set down in

The very front row...oh, oh....

Little Egypt came out struttin,

Wearin nuttin but a button

And a troll, oh...oh....Morning!

She did a triple somersault and

Landed on the troll...his itsy,

Beady, nasty eyes...they

Began to roll! Bugs and Daffy...

Donald Duck...they began to clap...

They rowed, rowed, rowed

That troll, and dumped him

In some c**p....d**n! Now

The drinking waters' polluted!

But!

Good Morning! Good Morning! Good Monday Morning!

Ya'llses!

Answer 1

A troll trollop trump be this

with banners waving high

GM to you...

Answer 2

Och aye tha noo! There's a moose runnin loose in tha hoose!

Trollin Trollin Trollin

keep them varmits rollin

smash em ten pin bowlin

pure hide!

evenin morning noon day.....any timeframe you are in...

Answer 3

"It's too late. She's already been incensed."

Answer 4

A mighty mouse of a goofy poem! Good morning to you!

Answer 5

Dig, dig, dig the hole,

Dig it nice and deep,

Stuff the troll in cover him up,

And see if he can sleep.

Answer 6

Mickey Mouse and his antics, so early in the morning?Aglass of clean and potable water and some hot tea please. Thank you.

And a very Good Morning to you.

Answer 7

Step write up

The troll booth

Your fare

Just share

Little runts

They hunt

The absurd

Eating every word

Have you heard

The new clown

Well read-nosed

From grinding stones

Seeking truth

At the troll booth

It's still mornin'  huh?

Answer 8

My previous answer seems to have disappeared.  I'll try again:

Roll, roll, roll them trolls

Swiftly down the stream,

Roll 'em around, take 'em down,

Hit 'em with a beam.

Good Morning to you!!!

Answer 9

initial is good

later everything lost

Answer 10

veery funny.....morning to all even if it's afternoon here.  It's 9am somewhere...

Answer 11

Couldn't remember what this reminded me of - then the 'Ethel, don't look Ethel' brought back strong but still clouded memories.  What was that d**n thing? Aha .The Streaker' ....but, still most of that has gone from my mind.

This is so funny....have they been troubling you again?  It's a bit like crabs, I would imagine.  You scratch 'em, but they don't really go away....not speaking from personal experience, you understand.

Afternoon All.

Answer 12

Ely be nimble

Ely be quick

Ely smack'em with a big ol' stick

Good Morning

Answer 13

I couldn't help but take a peek.  Good Morning to you.

Answer 14

Mission accomplished! We'll have to buy bottled water for a while, but good morning anyway!!