What think you of this real phone call...uh, and answer?

Question

Ring!

Ah, someone calls to

Welcome me home...

"Hello!" Breathless.

"This is Charter Communication...

Is this Mrs. Bridge?"

"No ma'am. We're not married,

Just living together.

Tense."

Answer 1

This was "Bridge over Troubled Water" for me tonight, Thanks, Elys!

Answer 2

hee hee, oh, my, that is so funny! Yes, thank you, Elys

Answer 3

<----- SMILE

Answer 4

What I would have given - to see the face - of the person on the other side of the phone line.  Dry humor is hard enough to comprehend when face to face - much less - when over the phone.  What a great laugh - thanks ♥

Answer 5

Very funny.  Charter Communication is very nosy.  

Answer 6

Funny!

I suppose one could toss in brothers Beau and Jeff, all move to central Iowa and become the Bridges of Madison County.

Answer 7

So, can, you know, like, do it really fast and pretend you're clapping for the pretty boats.

Answer 8

this is the kind of language i understand.

i really really like this Ely!

Answer 9

Push Push

Bayou LaFourche

2 long whistles

The tug barked at her

Not yet cher

Hooked again

Darn telemarketer

Ain't love grand !!!

Answer 10

Haa...I love it!  "...just living together..."  LOL!!

Answer 11

Good answer and don't be so tense...  

Answer 12

Funny passage. Yeah people tender be not quite awake that time of the morning. Is it a span-king new bridge or an old one?

You could have said "no ma'am, we just lift togther".

By the way, how are Lloyd, Jeff and Beau these days?

Edit: apologies: I just have to get this modified joke out of my system

A termite walks into Charter Communication and says "where's the Bridgetender?".

(ok so the bridge is made of steel, if it had been in Madison County this would have been funny....)

Answer 13

This is too funny. You're my first and last laugh of the day!

Answer 14

Love at a bridge.  Does it rise or fall?