What to do about my crazy, know-it-all mother? She is driving me crazy!

Question

My mom is driving me INSANE. This woman has to be the biggest know-it-all on the face of the planet. Everything I do it's like "Bobby, employers just hate it when you go into interviews without wearing a tie. Bobby, the dog loves that loud noise so don't turn down the TV set or she will get depressed and distant. Bobby, if your hair isn't messy and full of jell, you WILL get a bad reception from those little girls. Bobby, if you don't put pepper in that stew it's going to taste unfinished. Bobby, the boys are just testing you to see if you're cool or not so welcome all of their bullying," said my know-it-all mother.

Answer 1

Man, i want that mom. Sounds like your moms trying to make you better. You want to trade for mine? Mine asks why you arent making 100 thousand per year yet. And why you look like a slob.  

Answer 2

kill her