What to do about this fly from h**l...

Question

I got this strange problem..." a house fly " is in my apartment, and keep landing on my eye glass frames, tip of my nose, fingers, mouse and keyboard. It's no annoying...I've tried fly paper, but this fly is way to smart for that old trick. Ive tried opening the windows, but It invited all his friends to the party ( bad idea ), so I tried the old commonly used fly swatter, and the darn thing is way to fast for me to even get close to killing it. OMG what can I do to kill this fly, I was thinking of moving out, but thats to expensive...lol

Answer 1

You can get an old lady to swallow it or

Try Hair Spray, Its wings will stiffen up and he'll slow down.

Answer 2

spray it with bug spray! :)

Answer 3

spray your face with bug spray so wen the bugg llnads on ur face it diels

Answer 4

I wouldn't be so cruel as to say sit in the corner and act like a t*rd that is just to obvious.

Answer 5

Use bug spray

Answer 6

mop ure house flys hate the smell

Answer 7

wait til it lands on the wall and then sneak up on it with the swatter.  

Answer 8

Get a cat

Answer 9

Close all your windows, and flame thrower the whole place =) nah just playin...

have you tried having a pet frog? =)

Answer 10

it is not a common house fly it is an apartment fly

Answer 11

Give up and name it and make it your pet.

Answer 12

haha i have the same exact problem right now.... 1 thing that almost killed it was sneaking up on it and hitting with a news paper.... idk if ur fly is smart but the one in my house is a genious!!!! good luck with urs!!!!

Answer 13

Spray the b*st*rd!

Answer 14

how can you have a house fly in an apartment?

Answer 15

I can lend you my dog. I know it sounds weird but my dog has no trouble catching any kind of bug. We're bug-free! Flies don't live very long. How long has this been going on cause it might not be the same fly.