What to do when your scared.?

Question

Hi ok i leave in so cal and its about 7:35. to day my mom had a work/dinner meeting in LA. And my brother Dylan is a work and has been for an hour. My brother Brandon I havent see sense lunch and he's not picking up his phone. My mom said that she woulds be home around be home around 9. But... o my gosh I

the fone just rang once but no one was there. My luck. Ok anyway. Im kinda scared. And cant get a hold of anyone. Im scard. So if you could tell me a joke or something funny or anything to make me not scared that would help.

God Bless!

Answer 1

so two peanuts were walking down the road....

... one was a-SALT-ed.

Answer 2

whats a good name for a man going up and down in the water?bob

whats a good name for a woman who has a shorter leg?ilean

where does a cop sleep?undercover.

what does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?no idear!

what does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes or lges?still no idear!

Answer 3

Heyyy, I'm scared also, whenever I'm at home by myself.

   So, I'll try and help. K. Sooooo, ummmm...what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

  Answer: Stop Smoking It's Bad For You! Hahahaha.

Answer 4

UM WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND :PEOPLE: WHY ;JOKER BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PLAY HAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOl

Answer 5

Deja Moo:The feeling that you've heard this cow before.

Answer 6

lol.com! Funny jokes as well as racist jokes :X

Watch movies online to pass time by, watch-movies.net

or watch cartoons like "Simpsons" or "Invader Zim" on youtube :D Or better yet, "Family Guy."

And then in no time, your brother will be home :D

Answer 7

I had another one just the other night.

It was September 11, 2001. Obama had been elected President of the United States and had just begun his 9th month of presidency. I reflected on all the change that he had brought -- higher taxes for hard working Americans, laws that made it illegal to breathe in public without wearing an oxygen mask which was equipped with a "CO2 collection Filter", an economy that was in the deepest of slumps due to the lack of incentive. No one wanted to do anything because they all reaped the same benefits (or lack thereof) regardless of whether they worked or not.

I turned on my TV and saw that terrorists had crashed commercial airlines into the WTCs... the Pentagon, the Whitehouse. The news conference following hours thereafter included Obama giving a historic speech, "My fellow Americans -- what we have witnessed here today is diversity! Let us not be judgemental of those who are different than us. Let us believe in change. Let us be thankful that someone thought enough of America to attack us! Thats right -- let us change our attitude towards those that hate America!" <<Liberal Applause>>

But the nightmare continued to spiral from bad to worse -- since Obama took absolutely no action in response to the attacks, the attacks that we constantly read about in the middle east began happening daily in the US!!! Roadside bombings, suicide bombers, landmines in cities. It was a disaster! Obama refused to take any action whatsover because he did not believe it was any American's right to infringe those rights of speech of the terroris--- shh can't say that word (too offensive!!!) --- the "Free Thinkers Who Oppose The American Way Of Life (FTWOTAWOL)"

The death toll of United States citizens in their own country had surpassed 1,500,000 in less than the three months it took to arrive at 2002!! Messiah Obama refused to do anything that would stop the attacks and he referred to them simply as "freedom of expression that cannot be trampled upon with any force".

Thankfully I woke up before 2002 began -- Obama was planning to eliminate the ENTIRE US Military because he saw it as an ancient program that had no purpose in today's progressive world. "The USA has been the world's policeman long enough. We have controlled the world with an iron first. We must now dissolve all military influence and let the world govern us. We must become one."

I'm still shivering and so thankful the nightmare has not come true ... yet.

One thing I remember that was nice -- I didn't have to listen to libtards whining about Bush planning 9/11 or "Bush's war in Iraq". Still, I'd rather deal with those minor irritations than the nightmare that was before me.

I thought it was funny(It isn't mine I found it somewhere else)

Answer 8

lol call your friends and have a chat with them. that would make you feel a lot better.

Answer 9

i've had those days.  i get scared all the time. Like I dont want to go to bed unless someone is home to protect me. lol it might seem lame but its true.

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

So this boyfriend and girlfriend have been dating for 3 months the bf decides to ask his gf over for dinner with his parents. She agrees. So at the house she is eating dinner and the bf's old dog, Ricco, is by her feet. So while eating she has a huge earge to f**t. So she finnaly lets one out. And the father says "Ricco!" and so 3 minitues later she needs to f**t again. So she lets one losse again and the father says "Ricco!". So now she has figured out that she can f**t all she wants and the dog will be blamed for it. On her sixth f**t the father says "Ricco! get away from her before she poo's all over you"

lol so i thought they were funny. hope you enjoyed. I hope your mom or brothers answers your phone call and your mum comes home soon. I'll give you a tip: If you are going to watch TV watch like a kids channel with no like horror movies commercials on it..it might really creep you out. ok your welcome bye

Answer 10

do you want to pull my finger ? ahhhhhhh ! thanks !

Answer 11

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