There were three older gentleman living together, the youngest was 68, next is 76, oldest is 87.
one day they were talking about how it was when they relieve them selves. the 68 year old said to his friends, " i hate my body, i never know wheni have to go pee, it just comes out'
the 76 year old says, "thats not as bad as me, every time i take a step i p**p a little bit, so i have to wear diapers"
finally the oldest man, the 87 year old says, "i have it the worst out of all of you, every moring i pee at 6:48, and i p**p at 7:32."
the other two look at each other and says, "how is that bad?"
the 87 year old says, "i dont get out of bed untill 11"
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