What training/qualifications do you need?

Question

to be a referee in the spl..anyone know

Answer 1

Spectacles from Specsavers

A lack of parents (fans will refer to you in your other job, bar steward)

A part time interest normally a mason or a priest would do

and a skin thicker than a rhino for when the flack comes your way, which it will.

Answer 2

A white stick and a dog and a celtic scarf

Answer 3

support celtic.

Answer 4

no moral standards.

Answer 5

you have to have a good catholic education and be a member of the knights

Answer 6

i don't know but that was some tackle on the ref from wee naka i was waiting for the ref to pull out the red card but he didn't so that sets a president if you don't like the ref just take him out

Answer 7

yes 16 doubles ,15,trebles and 20 pints and that's just to see the ball

Answer 8

must be fit, not get out of breath easily, able to keep up with the action, able to mediate and solve problems, be fair in your decisions,have a whistle and some yellow and red cards, have good eyesight but be a tad deaf so as not to hear the foul language and insults hurled at you!!

*extra criteria be a bit of a poofy ponce, have no pals, never get off with any birds, and be a b*stard -warranting much crowd disapproval and causing men up and down country to shout at their TV's LOL