What type of ear muffs do you recommend to block out the sound of women?

Question

Can you send me some links? Do I need to wear the ones that drill operators use? They are kind of ugly and 'hard' looking. Will the fluffy kind block out noise?

Answer 1

I recommend that you just tape that female's mouth to shut her up... :D

Answer 2

Why block your ears when you can stop the problem at the source and cut out the middle man? Did us Males lose a war I was unaware of? If you check your anatomy you will see several appendages which can be inserted into said "noise organ" to silence your missus.  

Answer 3

Oh Yeah, they are called "Lady-Talker-Blockers" You can purchase a pair at Walmart very reasonable. The down side is, they cannot distinguish the sounds of a g*y guy.

Answer 4

they are called ear plugs

Answer 5

I recommend the Merkin Muffs

Answer 6

hmmmm...thanks...I laughed when I read your question and that led to my wife slugging me where it hurts.. just 'cuz I made some offhanded comment about keeping women quiet. I apologize and am prepared for my beating.

ok...there is a difference between "sound suppression" and "noise protection". Sound suppression headphones have electronic noise filters and work very well. Noise protection is what you seem to be describing so here are a few sites for you:

http://www.sensorycomfort.com/noise.htm

http://www.stronghealth.com/services/Aud...

http://www.hear-it.org/page.dsp?area=291

oh, and here are a link that help us all understand why a person should consider solutions for blocking out the sound of women:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt935asvu...