What type of factory do you work in?

Question

I'm hoping to be promoted to senior bottle top fitter at my place

Wish me luck!

Answer 1

I clean the bottles . So I'm right at the bottom Good luck on your promotion xx

Answer 2

Precious metal. I seen £1.2 million in gold bars the one day down the vault. I picked one up worth 100 grand and they're really heavy. There's no way ya can throw a load of them in the back of a van like in the Italian Job. That's why you have to put your bag through the x-ray and walk through a scanner every time you leave the building just like in an airport. Crazyness.

Answer 3

Oh deary dear. I'm faaar to upmarket for a factory darling lol.

EDIT: Dammit I thought this tache was a good enough disguise!!

Answer 4

The Knicker factory.

Answer 5

good luck...i used to work for walkers crisps

Answer 6

Home:

Parenting.....kids, they forever wind you up.

Housework...never ends

Married life...need I say more?

Answer 7

Toilet paper. All the grades from lots of splinters to silk smooth.

Answer 8

Work in a factory? How uncouth. I am a highly paid senior manager. I don't work in a factory.

Answer 9

Im head of the baby making factory =)

Answer 10

the big badge factory.  

Answer 11

I work in a mint factory drilling holes in Polos.

Have to admit it's a boring job.

Answer 12

*sighs* I follow you and viper around picking up empty wine bottles!!!

Answer 13

musel and cockle factory. i puts the pepper in lol x

Answer 14

i worked in a posh sweat shop for a couple of weeks recently

we were on a kind of production line marking examination papers

we were well treated and i'd do it again

Answer 15

Ooh good luck hun

I'm after promotion to glueing the seeds onto McDonalds burger buns

It will be a big step up from printing the 'S's onto  red Skittles.

Edit: My pay rise will pay for my Arabian Glow Nostril Definer.

If that aint an incentive i dunno what is......I will get this job

Answer 16

Don't give up your day job Viper, it's not going to happen!

Who cares what the 'G's' look like!

Edit.

I thought that you might find this of interest. It would seem that there are no blue collared workers on here. (?)

Answer 17

Ever wondered who is responsible for putting little bags of silica gel in handbags?

That's right.

Viper. She has 14 part time factory jobs so she can pay off her Christmas meat hamper.

EDIT-Soz me provvy's due this week :-( I've been gaggin for that Arabian Glow nostril definer as well....

Answer 18

I paint a moustache onto the Queen on stamps and coins.

Answer 19

im one of the grannys that knits the shreddies

Answer 20

I work for Durex.

Quality Control.

Answer 21

A condom factory.  I test condoms all day, and sleep very well at night.

Answer 22

pickled peppers factory-taste tester