What wWhat kind of jokes do black people tell about white people?ould you like to ask?

Question

i'm not trying to offend anyone here...i've just always been curious about what you say about us?go ahead...you're not going to hurt my feelings(i'll probably laugh).

Answer 1

I have always wondered the same thing, I asked a girl once and she would tell me no jokes! Hope you get some answers

Answer 2

my black friends don't seem to be as racist as my white buddies... the only thing they ever say is that my hair is too straight, my *** is too small and i can't dance.  

Answer 3

here are some:

why white people always go hikin n ****?

why white people always tryna investigate scary houses and strange noises n ****? lol we'd be the first motha____s outta that **** lol

um...we make fun of white moms and how they let their kids run ALL over them lol. and how they discipline (hence "timeout"). and how white kids grow up and cuss and hit and yell at their moms and stuff. we talk about how black moms NEVER let that happen, lol we'd be dead before we even THOUGHT about it.

we talk about how white folks cant cook soul food.

we talk about how they never have to work for anything, they get everything given to them. like, us, we have to WORK for EVERYTHING and by the time we old as ****, we still aint got NOTHIN. all my white friends got cars and their parents pay for everything. but all my blackfriends, including myself, we have to WORK for our cars, and then we get a beat up hoopty.

these are rather broad statements, and i know it doesn't pertain to every white person out there. but this is how we talk, and it's a shame most black people don't realize that these claims are rather broad. but we were taught this by what we see and what we're around. lol hope that helped.

Answer 4

i dont know but in my old skool i was the only one with really light skin.

not all the kids were black but they all had dark skin

and it pisssed me off when they called me "whity"

wtf is that,lol,

i dont know but there probable funny..wait i dont even know any black jokes?

Answer 5

How many white men does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

One, white men will s***w anything.

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Answer 6

uhmm...

i dunno any bout white ppl but ive heard LOTS about every race BUT Caucasion.

African American- why does beyonce say to the left?

because blacks have no rights!

(i am NOT racist but ive just heard that 'joke' b4.)

Mexican- uhmm ive heard people say 'lets hop the border to gether tomarrow!

Asian- i noe people make funh of their eyes n stuff.

idk anymore srry goodluck.