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What was Humpty Dumpty doing sitting on the wall anyway !!!!!!!?

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He was a pervert waiting for school to come out, that's why he ended up in pieces.
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waiting for his prostitute to show up.
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smoking a joint since smoke rises he didnt want anyone to smell it hahahahahaha
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Who cares

Im just glad he had that very big fall

Serves him right

daft bugger!!
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he was filling in for Chad ;-)
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how can he sit on a wall???!!!! ITS A WALL! do you get it?? how can he sit on a wall?
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sitting on it, waiting to fall so all kings horses and men could cop a feel of his slippery shell!
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he was sitting next to Gordon Brown and the rest of his so called goverment, they always like a good wall or fence to sit on !
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better yet how does he get on the wall as he is a giant egg, surly his arms and legs were not sufficent to allow him on there in the first place lol
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Protesting deforestation, thats why they pushed him off
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You'd have thought all the king's horses and men would have something better to do than messing around with Humpty Dumpty! Sounds like Humpty should have been sectioned, or arrested, for wasting public resources.
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EGG - cellent question.

even though there is no prove Mr Dumpty ever was an egg
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Perving over little children.
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he thought no one was around and decided to "play" with himself, then got so overwhelmed when he came that he fell off
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Waiting for the mail
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Eating porridge and whey.
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Smokin a doobie.
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Yeah, exactly. Lazy **** dole scrounger!
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trying to stay out of reach of a very short cook. and yes, it was a short order cook.
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He was playing trucks and driving them across the wall, when he lost his balance the rest is *sigh* fate.
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the 3 little pigs stole the bench to make one of the houses.
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You crack me up.lol
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Humpty dumpty sat on the wall because there was no fence to sit on!
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Watching out for immigration when he saw the king's soldiers and men he got scared so faked an injury.
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