While climbing on the headland of the local bay on holiday in Northern France in Brittany, I found a snake or slowworm under some heather and (foolishly) grabbed its tail, clearly having watched too much Austin Stevens. It tried to dive away into the bushes but i pulled it out. It was quite aggressive and clearly didn't like being handled, and I tried to grab it behind the head when it turned it's neck and bit me with its two main fangs. I don't know whether slowworms have fangs like these or not, which is why i ask, because it is similar to a male slowworm in nearly every other way. It was a beige colour, about the correct length with seemingly randomly dotted spots on its back. It had round eyes and pupils, although i didn't notice whether it had eyelids or not. Once it bit me, i let go and it slunk away quite quickly and we did not find it again. It does not seem to resemble a smooth snake or grass snake, nor any of the other snakes of France, because of its minimal patterning and light colour...
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