What was something funny you said as a child?

Question

I used to get into things I wasn't allowed to get into, just like any other kid and my mother would holler, "Kaitlin, what are you doing?" And I would always say, "Nufing, don't check."

LOL.

And when I had first pooped in the potty my mother had told me, "Wow, Kaitlin, I can't believe it!" And I sat there saying, "B'leev it, b'leev it!!"

So, what about you??

Answer 1

When I would watch Barney and they would sing Down on the Farm and when it came to the skunk part they always sang "a skunk, Pee-U!" and I always sang "a skunk, Pee-Me!"

Answer 2

I got in trouble when I repeated what a teacher had said it math class.  I said, "2 plus 8 the sumabitch is 10."  I should have said, "The sum of which".