What was the drunkiest u ever got?

Question

Once when i was 15 (im 23now) I drank a huge bottle of bacardi straight up with 2 friends..i Passed in his yard for 3 hours and when i got home i remember i strated to cry because the room was spinning and then the next thing i knew i woke up on the floor in my fathers room next to his bed.

He asked me if i was on crack...lol

What about u?

Answer 1

How about getting so wasted at a friend down the streets house, then making it home (walking) only to pass out on the front door step (well the door is on the side of the house so thank god nobody saw me layin there), then the lawn sprinklers timer went off & when I came to I was soaking wet laying on the sidewalk outside my door.

Answer 2

OK are you ready?!!!!

i got so DRUNK once that i MADE OUT with my best friends (s**y) boyfriend, .. INFRONT OF HER FACE!!!   and the other problem was,, he kissed me back!!!

my best friend dumped his ***, and forgave me because i was SO drunk, .. 2 weeks later , he confessed his love for me! and the problem is i like him back, if my best friend finds out she will hate me forever because she is still madly in love with him and so am i,, WHAT DO I DOOOO

Answer 3

OK I will share a drunk story lol..Once upon a time,I went to play pool with a friend at this bar.We started at 6pm drinking shots of cuervo gold with beer.I can't tell you how many shots but by 9pm we were drinking lquid cocaine shots and jagermeister,I was so drunk that I couldn't hardly walk and my hands,face and legs were almost a numb feeling.I was very dizzy and very out of it.We kept drinking and doing shots until midnight,then since we both walked over to the bar,left the bar,ran across a 4 lane highway,I fell in the middle and couldn't get back up.my friend tried to help me up and get across the street before we became roadkill.went to a mc donalds,ate chicken nuggets while a cop watched me slide around in the booth.I was paranoid and tried to play it cool.We then walked home to the apt.complex,it was now midnght and I felt the need to play on the kids jungle gym playground,I slid down the slide and then climbed up the monkey bars and fell off into the grass which had dog c**p on it.I don't know how I got upstairs but woke the next morning on the livingroom floor with dog c**p on my legs...some of the memory is a bit fuzzy but I for some reason remember a woman singing to us both in the bar and bringing us cheese sticks..haha..

Answer 4

i got so drunk....wait i'm always drunk...lol...but one time i drank crown royal straight and woke up in bed without trousers or me knickers

Answer 5

i had  9 shots of bacardi, took off my pants, ran along the yellow lines of my street at four in the morning untill i got to my school and i yelled at the security camera and peed on the school. then i slept in the middle of the soccer field with my best friend and we woke up with vomit mustaches at 1 in the afternoon.  Haha

Answer 6

so drunk i slept in a field full of cows.

Answer 7

So drunk that I left my car on a side street downtown with the door open and threw my keys into a vacant parking lot, then I preceeded to walk a railroad track way out of my way home, lost a shoe, fell down an interstate overpass, woke my neighbor to give me a ride all the way back downtown to find my car, just so I could drive home, DRUNK! I can't believe my car wasn't stolen, vandalized, I can't believe I even found my keys. It was all to blame on a bottle of Bushmills Irish.

Answer 8

At the time I lived in an apartment building.  I got so drunk at the bar and drove myself home.  Yes, I know that is wrong!  Anyways, I stumbled thru the parking lot.  Crawled up two flights of stairs and crawled down the hallway.  Made it thru my door and passed out on the kitchen floor.  When I woke, my shoes where in the hallway and my front door was left open!  I have no clue how long I was laying there.

Answer 9

I drank a 750ml (5th) of Dimitry Vodka with sugar in it in about 3 hours. I walked home and threw up blood, and didnt drink for 2 months

Answer 10

i got so drunk one time i fell up. no haha let me edit.

Answer 11

I don't know cause I don't remember

Answer 12

I got so drunk that I crawled all up on my boy friends best friend because I thought it was my boy! They didn't even look similar! That was embarrassing to explain!

And I once fell asleep on the sidewalk in front of my house a mile out of downtown Dallas!!!!!!! Nobody stole me somehow.

Answer 13

too much rum at a party, riding someone elses skateboard on my stomach down the street, lost my shoes, and hardly remeber this happening excpet for little blips