What was the first thing Adam said after he was made?

Question

What was the first thing Adam said after he was made?

Answer 1

where is Steve?

Answer 2

the first RECORDED THING:

Gen 2:23 And Adam said, This [is] now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Earlier he named all God's animals aloud

Gen 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

Answer 3

What's with the 11th, finger?

Answer 4

"Don't what?"

God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit," God replied.

"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve, we got Forbidden Fruit!"

"No way!"

"WAY!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

Genesis 2

19 So the Lord God formed from the ground all the wild animals and all the birds of the sky. He brought them to the man[c] to see what he would call them, and the man chose a name for each one. 20 He gave names to all the livestock, all the birds of the sky, and all the wild animals. But still there was no helper just right for him.

   21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep. While the man slept, the Lord God took out one of the man’s ribs[d] and closed up the opening. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib, and he brought her to the man.

   23 “At last!” the man exclaimed.

   “This one is bone from my bone,

      and flesh from my flesh!

   She will be called ‘woman,’

      because she was taken from ‘man.’”

Answer 5

Where am I?

Answer 6

Kazuntite.

Answer 7

Could you make my genitals a little bit bigger?

Answer 8

"I have to try ALL the animals before I get a transgendered clone?"

Answer 9

thel-  Hello, no women, duh.  god still had to make them.

The first thing Adam said:

Thanks God, I'm made,

now can you help me get laid.

Answer 10

Ha ha... Thel nailed it!

Answer 11

WTF?

Answer 12

Why?

Answer 13

I've got no umbilicus.

Answer 14

wheres my belly button

Answer 15

Goo, goo, ga, ga.

Answer 16

I think Tedi Lee nailed it. them are the first recorded words.