What was the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Question

The funniest thing that happened to me was when I went to a girlfriend's house and after having a few cheese pastries I had to go to the toilet, and I just couldn't stop farting - that was really hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

Answer 1

I loved "Wnt2baFord's" story although I don't know who to feel sorry for most the officer (especially if caught a smell of it) or Wnt2baFord? I guess the officer deserved it!!

My situation is similar. When I was in 7th grade and it was during lunch I went to sit down at one of the tables to eat just as I was about to eat I thought I had to f**t but instead you guessed it I sharted myself actually in this case it was diaharrea. I had to make my way to the bathroom without anyone noticing what I did and chuck my underwear away. Later that day I found out that someone had found them and complained about it but noone ever found out whose they were. Thank God noone noticed me that day!!! I laugh now when I think about it!!

Answer 2

OMG_ I have had so many funny things happen to me, that picking just one, would not do me justice.  But one time, I was stopped by the police for speeding and I told the officer that I had to use the bathroom really bad. He said "oh yeah" because he did not believe me. Well he went to his car to write the ticket and when he came back he tore the ticket up.  I thought I had gas and had to f**t, but instead...you know the rest! It was too funny.  

Answer 3

i went to the beach and my older cousin and friends kept giving me  weggies so then i walked out the water and my shorts were ripped and they all started laughing  

Answer 4

I thought that this was really funny. I was at the American Idol concert, and David Archuleta was on the stage. Since I was a huge fan, I screamed "I love you David!!!" and the next song was called When You Say You Love Me! It was so funny!

Answer 5

I just finished making love with a girl

and we went out into the sitting room

we switched on the tv and were drinking

and smoking we were totally naked

and she started to pet me

of course nature being what it is

her petting had an effect

little did we realise her roomates friends

had walked in and we were both just

laying there on the couch with her

doing her thing

we had a bit of a scuffle to coverup

talked to the guys for a minute

and when they left we laughed

so hard until our sides hurt

they saw everything !!!!!!!!!

OMG

Good times

Answer 6

Background info:I had geese and a chicken(and no I am not a hick)

Imagine looking out the window and you see a little girl(me) terrorising her pets(geese) by chasing them across the backyard.

Girl and geese move out of view of window.

5 seconds later terrified girl(me) is running in terror from pets(geese).

Answer 7

I went to a dance and was a total freak and the next day my principal said i was the dancing queen total hilarity cuz i dont really care what people think