What was the funniest thing that happened to you recently?

Question

I was in the car with a man I am seeing and we needed to stop for gas. He pulled up to the thing behind three cars and began talking to me and five minutes later he is like, "Where the h**l are the guys?" We looked around and saw that the gas station was closed and the cars in front of us were completely empty. Goes to show we were too wrapped up in each other hehehe.

Answer 1

hhaha ohh jeeze.

okay so i was driving in the car

and i looked at the car next to me and it was a fat women and her b***s were like squishing against the steering wheel

AHHAHA

Answer 2

lol nice.

um, i fell down the stairs this morning. it kind of hurt, but i was laughing so hard at my stupidity i didnt even notice:)

Answer 3

ahahha okay so i have a few

so i was at water world with my best friends and one of my friends (maddi) saw this really hott guy with sunglasses on in the pool (lets see Sam) and my other friend (livy) and me were there to. So we are awtchign sam and and when we turn our backs hes gone! so livy goes WHERES THE GUY IN SUNGLASSEs and sam turns around and Goes what??

ahahah

and once me and maddi were walkign home and i was telling her a story that was creepy. and she was gonna say thats screwed up and lets turn and she looks me square in the eye adn goes lets s***w. it was so funny i had no idea what she was talking about and i just turned away ahaah.

i have many more but i cant think of any right now ehehhehehe  

Answer 4

Ok so I was mountain biking down some trails with a couple friends, and I was the only one who hadn't gone along the Russel Peak trail before.  anyway, I was thinking I was cool so I didn't brake when we went down this one hill they slowed down, and then we went around what turned out to be a hairpin turn, and my back tire slid out behind me as I tried to lean into the turn hard, and I wen tflying off the side of the hill and rolled about a thousand feet down into a tree.  I guess it's funny now, but I'm glad i only went part way down the hill, otherwise me or my bike could have gotten really hurt

Answer 5

The only two funny things that happened to me recently are:

1. I work at a grocery store as a cashier/bagger. I was pulling into the parking lot there one day when I had to work and I didn't notice how close I was to hitting the cart boy. When I saw him inside the store a little later I apologized and he said don't worry about it, it happens. Then later on a rush came in when I was bagging and they called the cart boy up to bag. The shopping carts at our store are really cool because if you are bagging and no one is there you can actually sit down on them. The girl I was bagging for was doing coupons and writing a raincheck so I was not sitting down but leaning against the cart. The cart boy needed a cart and he was trying to be funny and stole my cart. I fell right on my butt infront of tons of people. It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing and neither could anyone else.

2. This is more embarassing than funny. I was at the bank and thought that the teller (probably 19) looked just like Paulie Bleeker from Juno. I was next in line and he called me to his area. I went over and I asked if he was new there because I had never seen him before. He said that he was and his name was Lennon. I put money into my account ( I kept thinking this is Paulie Bleeker's twin) and right when I was about to leave he said bye, Courtney. I turned around and said bye, Paulie Bleeker! I turned around and apologized so many times. He said that it's funny that's what his friends always call him.

Answer 6

back in 5th grade ( sooo many ages ago...) my friend was always tripping me and one day on our way back from luch she goes "1, 2 , STEP..." and i said " hu-****" (i was a very bad kid...) she tripped me...and then the same day i was walking and not paying attention..and i ran in to a pole....

then this last year, my friend and i (the same freind, actually..) were drawing stick people and running them over with paper cars...lol (it was much funnier if you were there...)

then in English, me and another friend were sopposed to be reading but instead we stuck post-its on our faces and our teacher was laughing really hard but gave us detention( for wasting class time..blah blah blah) anyways, and on the D. slip was a post-it note saying "it was pretty funny, girls"

and then my friend was walking back to class and me and my other friend were waling with her and this guy speeds by and she goes "G*D d**n!" and the teacher was right in front of us (this happened in 7th grade) and she turned and was like.."what was that?"

and then the same friend from the first 2 thingys stuck a pad on this teacher's (whom we HATED) and our math teacher was like.."who put the display on ms. ****'s door?"

lol they were all sooo funnie

Answer 7

This was yesterday actually. We were at my lil bros school and I got out of the car to go inside. I go outside early and I wasnt payin attention to the cars. I get in a car that looks exactly like my moms except for the thing in the back. I sit there for about 5 min until I realize im in the wrong car! i told my bff and she said im a blonde, but im actually a brunette.

Answer 8

Well it wasn't really me but it was hilarious. We were watching the opening show of the Olympics and there was something cool that my dad would have liked. So my mom called for him outside, "Darek!" My beagle started to whine. "Darek!" he whined some more. I was laughing and asked her to yell it a few more times. Judge put on a good show for us as he started to howl to my dad's name.  

Answer 9

i was at school and i was late to class so i was running along the corridor to the classroom.

and i wasnt watching where i was going...in fact i was looking behind me because i saw my friend was out of class and so anywayz i was running and turned to run into the classroom and went SMACK straight into the door, i didnt notice that the door was closed and then when the teacher opened the door i realized that i was at the wrong class and my class was in the room next door!

it was very embarassing and the class could not stop laughing LOL!

Answer 10

One night when my friends were staying over, one of my friends decided that she wanted to take shots of olive oil.  It was mildy disgusting, but totally freaking hilarious.

Answer 11

that's not really that funny.....