What was the last lie you told?

Question

Who did you lie to and why?

I lied to my dog saying I'll be home tonight but will stay at my friends' , plans changed. He has enough food anyway :)

Thank you for answering, have a great day everyone!

Answer 1

-_-hmmm...cant think of any...^_^ ha! theres one right there. ur wlecome.

Answer 2

My father.

I apologised to him in an email yesterday, for sending a previous email in which I chewed him out over some stuff he wrote to me and said "F**K YOU!" to him.

The "Sorry" was a lie and so was the "God bless" I ended the email with, which I mainly said because he considers himself Christian. I just said it to cover my **** so he wouldn't diss me to my brother and my brother's girlfriend. I didn't particularly mean it. I'm actually not really sorry at all. Well, maybe a little bit, but only because getting really angry doesn't make me look good. I barely give a f**k how it affects him emotionally though. It's not like we're close.

Answer 3

My **** is 12 inches long.

Answer 4

i said 'i love you and i never cheated on you' to my husband

oops :)

Answer 5

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he still had feelings for his ex after one year.. The lie is I made him think I don't love him anymore but really I still do & always will SHHHH!!! Don't tell him ;) He gave me some of the best times of my life.. I hope wherever he is that he is safe, no harm comes to him & that he's doing the right thing.. He's in my thoughts & prayer everyday.. I can't stand the girl he's with, she's so lucky to have him!!!

Answer 6

I told my friend that I didn't mind her cancelling on our plans to go to another friends party.

I was actually really mad at her, and still am.

Answer 7

i told my mom i wud go to sleep but i didnt!!!! :o i will burn in h**l!!!!

Answer 8

http://www.myspace.com/apercentage

Answer 9

Barney is gone to bed, about half hour ago to my little girl. I was trying to dress her and Barney was winning.

Answer 10

I don't think that counts because he doesn't know what the h**l you're saying.  He just smiles and wags his tail.  

Answer 11

Maybe now "When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you."

Answer 12

People ask me other peoples business a lot so I tell them I don't know most of the time, even if I do know. One of those times when it's better to be dishonest.

Answer 13

um i told My mum that my fiance is my boyfriend when really we've been engaged for 4 months loll

Answer 14

I woke Him Indoors and told him it was 9.15am but it was only 8.30

Answer 15

I think it was to a girl on Y!Answers, asking about her big nose.  I felt kind of bad, so I told her her honker was alright.

It was a really bad picture, where it seemed to take up about 90% of her face.  Barbara Streisand would do a double take.

Answer 16

That i would give you an interesting answer.