What was the last thing someone said to you that was a here's your sign moment?

Question

When I was a the thrift store the other day this lady walks by and looks over into my buggy. Seeing that I had about six snow globes in the child's set she smiles and asked me did you get them all here today?

It took all I had to keep a straight face and not say no I just walked in with them. DUH

What are some here's your signs moments people have said to you?

Answer 1

There was a group of about 10 ladies in their 60-70's that thought I was this guy at McDonald's one day http://www.barbecuefestival.com/graphics...

Josh Turner ( he is some big country singer) I didn't know who he was til they explained it. Then I thought Yeah I am a millionaire country singer so I think I'll stop in nowhere Illinois to eat at McDonald's,

Here's your sign.  

Answer 2

I was on a ladder preparing to change a light bulb.  The boss walked by and says, "You here to fix my light?"

NOPE -- can't afford a stairmaster.

Answer 3

im at work ringing up this lady and there is a line behind her and she looks at me all loud and ghetto and said girl i like yo hair, thats a wig.

Answer 4

Do you read the questions on here?

Most of them.

Example " My tires almost completely bald. Do you think i should get a new one?"

Ya Think!?!

Answer 5

I'm at work, wearing the uniform with a name badge.

"Do you work here?"

No, I just like to dress like the employees and fool idiots like you.

Answer 6

That happens to me all the time.

Best one yet that somebody doesn't quite grasp the idea is:

I'm in the bathroom discharging my consumed products while gasping for air, someone always knocks on the door asking "Are you busy?"

Answer 7

yeah this chick asked me if i would hit it, and i was like duh, its not going to fuc*k itself