What was the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard someone say?

Question

What was the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard someone say?

Answer 1

"double stuffed or regular?" asked mom.

Answer 2

The chef at my workplace is big and fat and he says he's blessed with talent and good looks.

Answer 3

There's a show on E! called top 50 umbest celeberty quotes or something like that lol

The most ridiculous thing I heard was "Is tuna fish chicken?"

Answer 4

Any man who says, "I do." at a wedding.

Answer 5

Sarah Palin is my running mate - John McCain

Answer 6

I want a divorce and i want u to pay for gastric bypass surgery and a boob job.