What was the stupidest question you have ever asked?

Question

mine was...

i asked my dad if you needed a licence to hunt muchroom.

LOL!!

is mine stupider ( is that a word???? ) than yours?

Answer 1

I placed a phone call to a friend, who was not at home.  When told by a family member to call back later, I asked, "okay, what is your (phone) number?"

Duh.

Answer 2

I asked "What is 1+1???" to my 14-year-old classmate...

As for the others... it wouldn't sound stupid if you ask them to a 3 year old...

Answer 3

well lets see - i am the king of misstatements.  But I think the dumbest Q I ever asked was of my wife...  I was really tired, wanted something to eat.  Went to the fridge and got some leftover spaghetti from the previous night.  Intending to ask "Is this your lunch tomorrow" I instead asked "Is this cold?"

blink blink "No, its been in the fridge for 24 hours.  Dont burn yourself" came the reply.

Of course this is the woman who once came into my office (I work at home) to say "I have a pot of water on the stove to boil, don't drink it"....  I still have no idea whay she felt compelled to tell me not to drink 212 degree water...

Answer 4

Hahaha I think your question is the stupidest :P Well anyways lets just chill out and forget about that just for a sec.

I have a joke I'd like to share.

2 pound parrot says "Hey bob polly wanna cracker"

20 pound parrot says "Polly wanny shitta cracker"

200 pound parrot says "Hey buddy! What's up? Well guess what. Pollay wants a cracker Right Freakin NOW!!!!"

Answer 5

i was getting ready for a social studies quiz and i asked my teacher "What year was the war of 1812 fought in?" and every1 started laughing

Answer 6

Are fries made out of potatoes?

Answer 7

Is he your husband?

Answer 8

funny statements/ questions i have heard...lol

1. Is Mount Rushmore natural?

2. You guys! I have the coolest chicken ever! It can see through its eyes!

3. (while looking at a puddle) Oh, I think that is wet.

4. -Would you like a small, medium, or large?

    -Mild.

(while holding out an orange) is this an orange?

Answer 9

Mine wasn't really a question but more a statement when i was a kid now keep in mind I'm a woman I didn't want to go to school so i told my mom my prostate hurt and i shouldn't go to school that day.

LOL

They still talk about that over Thanksgiving dinner .