What was the worst pick up line you've heard?

Question

This old tourist guy asked me if I was lost. I said no and then he said b/c you look like you should be in Hollywood. He was so old and lame.

FQ: Ladies, how would you respond to your least favourite footballer pick up line?

Answer 1

Are you Jamaican? Because JAMAICAN me crazy. LAAAMMEEE.

I almost slapped him.

FQ - I'd love it. HAHAHA. JK.

Answer 2

"You must have dropped your heart, Cause I think I just found it in my room. You can come pick it up anytime" *Wink*

I was laughing so hard when I heard that one.  

Answer 3

At the store I work in, this guy came in and asked one of the cashiers "did you win yet?", she said "what?" all confused, and he goes "America's Next Top Model".

We couldn't stop laughing.

Bella, you have a twin?! Is she hot? haha jk jk that was my attempt at a bad pick up line lol

Answer 4

I was shopping with my niece who is about 3 years old, and this guy says to me, "You and your sister are very cute." I think he thought she was my daughter, and implying that I was young enough to be her sister. I smiled and walked away.

If a guy asked me my least favorite footballer? I would tell him I don't watch football, to get him off my back.

Answer 5

I heard a guy say to a chick at a club "Isthere an airport around here? Coz I can hear my heart lifting off" or the classic "You look great, your clothes would look good on my bedroom floot"

All contenders for Cheddar Cheese Pickup Line 2008

FA: Erm Id tell him if he was g*y and *punch* :D

Answer 6

this one guy told me he saw me in his dreams a few nights before, then my twin came to sit beside us and the look on his face was priceless

FQ- i'd probably laugh then milk it for all its worth =D

LOL freshy, well she must be if she looks like me;)

does that mean i get to slap u for that ridiculous pickup line? =D