What was your horoscope today?

Question

Mine is-

Leo: You gave someone an inch and they took a mile. Speak up so they know how you feel taken advantage of.

>.<

Answer 1

Scorpio October 24 - November 21

Shame will be yours this week when you discover that not only were you conceived in the back of your parent&#039;s Buick, but that it was filled with a dozen test tubes at the time.

Answer 2

                                                                                                      Scorpio: To reduce the amount of stress in your life, hand things over to someone you trust

Answer 3

Libra- You&#039;ve got plenty of social energy -- so much that you might decide to throw an informal party, even if it&#039;s a work day. Most people are glad for the chance to loosen up a little, so go for it.

Pfft...It was wrong, lol. I spent a nice quiet day alone at home.  

Answer 4

Mine is-

Scorpio: You will find a large bag of money and split town with it. You will purchase enough illegal drugs to sedate a dozen bears and inject yourself hourly. Head to Las Vegas. Look east for fortune and someone to take advantage of. Have a good day.

~/~

Answer 5

I don&#039;t believe in horoscopes.