What was your most awkwardist moment?

Question

If you has to choose what would your most awkwardist moment be?

Answer 1

I'd pick the time when I accidentally entered the digits for the panic code on my company's alarm at 2 AM.

The swat team surrounded the building and asked me to come out the front door with my arms in the air. I was sure that one of those guns that was pointed at me would go off. They looked ready to shoot if I made a sudden movement.

Answer 2

When I was 16 , I was at a public pool.  I was getting in and out of the water like nothing was up.  This guy was there that I had a big crush on.  He looked at me and said " hey @@@@ your swimsuit is see through".  I thought he was kidding.  I looked down at it, and you could see everything!

Answer 3

My wife caught me in bed with her sister.Twice!

Answer 4

I was at work on break talking to some other women who worked there. One had a boyfriend that was a gnarley biker guy. Anyway, I wasn't thinking and started to tell a joke. "What's the difference between a biker and a vacuum cleaner?" By this time it was too late. I had to finish the joke. "The placement of the dirtbag." Very awkward.