What were the first 3 lessons Biden taught Obama about foreign affairs?

Question

1.Germans can not vote in our elections.

2. The United States does not have 57 states.

3.Stay out of limos with strange g*y men.

Answer 1

obama rocks, i sure hope he wins over mccain.. everyone who likes him should vote for him on this page (and get a free gift card!!).

Answer 2

Hopefully he taught him that you can't talk a rattlesnake out of biting you - Iran and radical Islam.

You can't take away America's sovereignty in favor of a global society.

You can't trust Russia or the European Union

Unfortunately, he probably didn't say any of those things.  He probably just told him to quit saying uhm and ahh, because it's so annoying.