What will Djokovic's next injury be?

Question

I'm thinking maybe a papercut will stop him in Rome. (I'm going to catch a ton of heat from the Djoko fans out there!) I like the guy, but I lost respect for him, and feel really sad about his injury routine.

So, this question is meant in a light hearted way. just for fun

Answer 1

GIVE EMME THE BEST ANSWER

Answer 2

He'll be sick...of you.

Answer 3

Michael N is one bitter soul. sheeeesh. I think Nole will look at Michael N and barf balls like a ball machine.

I like Nole too, though his antics are becoming obnoxious. I hope he gets a grip.

Answer 4

CHAPPED LIPS. Sore throat has already been used. The next injuries will be (in no particular order):

1. Mosquito bite

2. Sunburn

3. Nicked chin due to a dull razor

4. A drop of sweat goes into his eyes

5. No newly discovered antibiotics for sore throat

6. He hit the ball girl and yet she is standing and smiling

Answer 5

in France he comes with fame for this. He is not reputable because he has always the small injury. We laugh for many times for this sore throat. No one stops playing here if the mache is close to finish, even if the dog bite is in the butt.

Answer 6

a dead finger nail and he can't play because he is still mourning.

Answer 7

good question Nina. umm perhaps a finger blister..you know..something minor like that.

Answer 8

Hmmmm maybe he'll break a nail and retire and go and get a manicure ASAP! Or maybe he'll have gas! LMAO

I know your just joking I like Nole but ever since he won the Aussie Open he's kind of turned into a little b**ch, and his family are all being disrespectful and rude to Rogie Federer, which I really don't like, and Nole's not doing much about it, so I'm on the fence with him as well.

Answer 9

LOL !!!!   He will stub his toe and have to retire- only if he's down and there are only 2 games to go.

Answer 10

i think his wrist or arm or shoulders because of his serve... thats what i think... hope no one wil be injured especially nadal! vamos nadal!

Answer 11

Perhaps a stiff neck?  Waking up with a stiff neck is always believable :)

Answer 12

I know. He moans over a sore throat, pathetic. He really is pushing it. He seems really stuck up in recent interviews and he keeps slagging everybody off like the Brits tennis players and the media. He needs to calm down.

Answer 13

The ball should hit his pointed nose and make it blunt!! LOL

He is simply flying in the air after Aussie Open and it would b fun to see him come crashing down!

NOTE: B'coz the asker said this is a light hearted question, i hav given this answer! I have the highest respect for Nole. The only saddest part is that I like ROGER more!

Answer 14

I think it will be an injury to his pride when he loses in the early rounds of the French Open.