What will ah beng do if ah lian is pregnant?

Question

What will ah beng do if ah lian is pregnant?

Answer 1

Marry Ah Lian and happy ever after!

Answer 2

ah beng will boast about it

Answer 3

ah beng will bring ah lian to the pre-natal classes, he will look for books about pregnancy and english names, he will work part time, he will boast to his friend, he will ....... aiyo, its ah beng lah

Answer 4

Ah Beng will blame it on Ah Kow....hahaha.

Answer 5

prepare to be a father...

Answer 6

treat her well, feed her, marry her.

Answer 7

ah beng will change their exhaust pipe to super big one so they can put their new born baby there

Answer 8

ah beng will probably ...

....think of names for their babies like lulu & bobo

....sing karaOke to ah lian's tummy

....feed ah lian w. all her fav. food like chow taufu, cute pink color candies, strawberry milk shake & etc.

...tatoo on d'butt, made in XX/XX/XX date.

Answer 9

He will send her to amulet to triple the number of kids he'll get.

Instead, amulet will hypnotize Ah Lian and they'll run off together. Than Ah Beng will go to No Money to borrow some money to look for Ah Lian. No Money will take him to meet Ayah Pin who takes him in and to his shock sees Ah Lian there, who is now the wife to both Amulet and Ayah Pin.

Answer 10

Don't play play kawan saya! Ah Beng will definitely kick your as@@h#$%le and skin you alive.  Ah Beng will not get her pregnant  'cos Ah Beng is impotent. Go ask a ghost!

Answer 11

You freaking b*****d! Ah Bing is impotent!