What will get me drunk?

Question

First off, I don't drink. So I really don't know what I like.

So I need some suggestions.

I want something that tastes really good. I honestly don't think I'll like the taste of beer, so I don't really want that.

But, I want something that will get me drunk quickly. And it can't be too expensive.

SO I want something that tastes good and will get me drunk and not too much money. No beer. Please don't suggest beer. Also, I want something that I can just drink straight outta the bottle, I don't wanna mix anything.

Remember this will be my first time drinking.

My friends tell me smirnoff and mike's hard lemonade is good tasting, but my question is what do they taste like, and will they get me drunk easily?

Please help me out! And don't tell me I'm to young, because you don't know my age. Just because I've never drank before does not mean I'm a child.

Thanks.

Answer 1

vodka or mikes hard lemonade.

Answer 2

I'm guessing you want something that's easy to drink, tastes good and will get you drunk, Try vodka cruises.. Or Pulse, comes in a can easy to drink, or try mixing vodka with orange and cranberry juice, thats really nice, or smirnoff twists.. be careful though honey if it is your first time drinking don't get too drunk because you will get sick.

Answer 3

well..ANYTHING straight out of the bottlle will get you drunk...vodka...white or dark rum...gin...whiskey...

it WILL taste better if you mixt it. i garuntee it, you will actually ENJOY it more.

however, if you just dont drink then smirnoff and mikes lemonade alone could do the trick..

it does depend on your body weight and the tolerance youve inherited form your parents...

for the first time, id stick to the cooler: smirnoff and mikes hard lemonade because:

theyd probaably do the trick

they will deifbnetly taste better than staright alcohol

Answer 4

You don't think you like the taste of beer but you've never had any... At least people who don't like beer because they don't like Bud or Coors had had beer...

Mikes and Smirnoff Ice are both terrible to get drunk off of. They contain a lot of sugar which makes for the worst hangover ever. They'll get you drunk, but they're still disgusting and cause problems the next day. If you want to get drunk off something you can drink straight from the bottle and you're too close-minded to try beer (which I have found is by far the best beginner drink), get some wine. It's your best bet.

Answer 5

trust me.if you dont think that youll like beer then your probably not gonna like anything straight out of the bottle.smoke a joint instead! :)....wait no here..drink the mikes or smirnoff like everyone suggested and then when your hungover.smoke a joint.best hangover cure ever.

Answer 6

Most people drink to relax, not to get smashed. If you are so inclinedthen situation is better than mere booze.

before you decide to get smnashed, stop eating. Don;t eat or drink anything for at least six hours. When you have your first shot (and you chug that shot) the booze will not get into your stomach, but be absorbed through the esophagus and  right into the bloodstream.

You can get smashed in as little as 60 seconds.

As to what to drink, I suggest a rye or a whiskey (as those are sweet). should you desire a vodka, chill it first, as it goes down nicer.

have a good time and I hope you don;t drive the porcelain bus home

Answer 7

Smirnoff ice (original or grape) doesnt taste too much like alcohol and because you don't/never drink anything will do it.

Answer 8

MNTWIN is right, Boonesfarm "strawberry hill" is always the best choice for beginners.  One bottle and you will be drunk.

Answer 9

smirnoff gives a lot of people acid reflux so i dont recomend that. Jack daniels maked great pre-mixed mini bottles that are yummy, or maybe buy a bottle of pre mixed white russian or kalula drinks.  Why not champagne or wine??They are good too. Havre fun  & be safe :)

Answer 10

Moscato.  It's a sweet dessert wine. Yum-yum.

Answer 11

Boonsfarm wine... it tastes like kool aid. it's cheap but you might need 2 bottles

Answer 12

basicly any chick drink will taste good. Like midori sour or vodka and pinapple. Those will get you pretty drunk fast and taste great. I used to just drink cheap beer and my body was paying for it. Now I drink wine and its not bad but expensive. I don't feel as unfunctional the next day though