What will happen in the next....?

Question

what's going to happen if a new 'Cold War' is declared between the UK and Russia? will the playing field be the same as it was 30 years ago?

and who will be the new conscripts to this sorry situation?

Answer 1

Komrade Brown will **** it up, ably assisted by Citizen Straw, Chancellor "Double my rouble" Darlinski, Mad Monk Millibanski and the Siberian Snow Queen Helga Harrmonski.along with all the other members of the KGB (Komrade Gordon Brown) fan club.

Answer 2

Dunno - it's Milibland's War, the sactimonious non-entity, so he can fight it himself.  The rest of us are not interested.  

Answer 3

I doubt it will be the same, since the original Cold War was between America and Russia.