What will happen to you after you eat a football?

Question

I just kinda had a big dinner and I wanted to know what would happen to your body after you eat a football.

Answer 1

you would probably die.

Answer 2

umm, let see.

YOU WOULDN'T.

haha

Answer 3

the leather wouldn't decompose so you would have to take several dozen extreme laxatives

good luck!

Answer 4

you turn purple, then trip over everything

Answer 5

You might get kicked in the stomach, or wait a little later and get kicked in the ***

Answer 6

you will die.

Answer 7

you get constipation  

Answer 8

Well, assuming you could actually chew AND swallow the whole thing,  my guess is that you would need either a laxative after a few days because you couldn't get that thing to pass, or you would need Imodium for the diarrhea.  Your pick.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

I don't know, give it a try and let us know :).

Answer 11

Well you would choke on it.

Answer 12

you might have a stomach ache

Answer 13

umm i don't think you can eat a foot ball you would get sick?

Answer 14

You might have a little bit of problems pooping that out so if i were you i would eat plenty of fiber to go along with it.  

Answer 15

depends what type of skin is on football they use different materials but all will end badly and are you eating it whole or cutting it up

Answer 16

You will end up with a Leather Burrito

Answer 17

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Answer 18

Lol. Well i don't see any possible way you can eat a football but to answer your question, you'd probably choke on it and die

Answer 19

I don't know how you would do that. Maybe cut it up into chunks? I'm assuming it wouldn't be that enjoyable. But if you did digest it you would end up crapping it out I guess...