What will you do about this latest bit of bad news?

Question

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/wind_reserves_to_run_out_by

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh!!!  

Answer 2

hehe

Answer 3

What can one say, High Tech, high spec, state of the art, but with no f**t they won't start

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

I guess it means Bush was right, and we'll have to drill for oil!

And the critics said that good science like that would never be produced by the Bush administration! The joke's on them!

Answer 6

Well, Al Gore certainly hasn't been helping things.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_...

Answer 7

Super bad. Just like Gore, selfish b*****d, to send HIS son up to save another world. My son is just as capable. Especially since all the powers come from just being Human. Isn't my son human enough? And what of my daughter? Is Al saying the the females of the species are inferior? Well I have had it. I intend to launch all of my children into space in ships much fuller of colorful hued tights with My own family logo prominently emblazoned. I'll also give them crystal palaces and sum of human knowledge doo-dads. Lets see who cares about the environment when its time for a super-duel!

Answer 8

It must be our fault.

Answer 9

Hmmm...if I hurry, I can secure the rights to market wind credits...

Answer 10

I REALLY hope you understand the definition of satire.