What will you do to be safe in this condition? help me please?

Question

i went hunting and waisted all my bullets in shooting birds, on my way back i encountered a might lion, it chased me for a sweet meal and i started running, i ran and climbed a tree and up the three was the biggest anaconda that can swallow me. one oft tree's branch extends into a river near by. i tried to climb through that branch and jump into the river, suddenly, a hungry very big crocodile opens its jaws to welcome me as a meal too. the lion is still down, the anaconda is approaching and i am hanging onto the branch thinking of what to do and be safe. HELP ME PLEASE?

Answer 1

You're a bird, and you fly away. :]

YES birds hunt other birds.

Nah kidding.

You still have your gun, and you smack the Anaconda on the head, then make an awesome ninja jump onto the crocodiles head. The lion approaches, but cats are scared of water so he doesn't follow you. :]

Answer 2

hey, just like i told u, i researched discovered that u are from africa and kinda did some research on some african riddles and proverbs. well the only solution to that is die of live and if u decide to live u must be willing to do some sacrifices that will hurt and harm u in one way or the other.the tiger might do a lot damage that u might not survive, same as the crocodile, but the snake can do same   but u have more chances of killing or disbalancing the snake into the ground or the river but in any of the ways, u will never excape unharm, so, to help u i will eencourage u break off a branch of the tree and battle witth the snake until it fall. that way u can see what becomes of the snake. if it fells into the river or on land, one of the animals will die and the dead one will provide a passage for ur excape

Answer 3

Please stop wasting people's time.  

Answer 4

imagine u re dreaming then wake up. lol

Answer 5

shake the branch while you're still hanging and get the anaconda unbalanced. It will strike but not steady so you can release the branch at that moment and grab the snake. While falling throw the snake head down and the croc will snap it. You land on the croc's closed mouth, grab the snake's tail while the croc is still flinching from your impact and hurl it towards the lion. The lion will catch the tail and give a big tug cos it wants to eat the snake too and the croc will resist but because the lion is stronger the croc gets pulled towards shore. Now that you are on shore run while the 2 animals are fighting for the snake.