What will you use your toliet for?

Question

Funny answers please!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

I often to worship the porcelain goddess.  Especially after a late night at the bars.

Answer 2

everything and anything :D

Answer 3

no one will ever suspect that my toilet is the fountain of youth...wait what? you're reading this? no, no, i wrote nothing of the sort! my toilet is quite the OPPOSITE of the fountain of youth--in fact, it's---it's---it's not the fountain of youth, really--no, no, it's something else entirely--look-look-look a bug! there's a bug on your wall! go get that hideous bug! it's getting closer, it's going to bite you! aaaahhhhh!!

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ok fine there's no bug. what were we talking about? sinks? ah, yes, brooms, quite right...useful things, brooms, eh? sweep dirt, clear off spiderwebs from my fountain of youth NOTHING light is a wonderful thing, isn't it? especially in the dark...

Answer 4

for pooping

Answer 5

It's my soda fountain and snack bar. Sometimes it's water, lemonade, or chocolate!

Answer 6

barthing when you get sick

Answer 7

shower jet. *smiles dreamily*

Answer 8

I sometimes like to sit on it and think. Sometimes I pray to god for an easy release, but it doesn't work

Answer 9

to wash my face with the flush!!!

Answer 10

To explode a big volcono.........you got it!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 11

To sit on while I think up toilet humour jokes.

Answer 12

a dog's waterbowl :]

teehee x)

Answer 13

showerrrrr. :)

Answer 14

diarreah purposes (them tacos aint no joke) :-S

Answer 15

To stand and stare...

At the $h!t that is floating down there!

All because I did not want to ruin a perfect day...

By complaining that there was no water to flush it away!!!.