What will you write on your cardboard sign, when you get started in the beggars association?

Question

Mine will say,

Healthy, skilled, employed homeowner with a car.

Need to pad my I.R.A.

ANYTHING WILL HELP!

God bless.!

Answer 1

"Do I LOOK like I can afford to live around here???

Your tax dollars at work.  Give generously, you know you can afford it!"

;-)

Answer 2

I'm not poor nor am I rich...but if you don't give me the money then you will die 1,000 deaths