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What word did he rub out...One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane? ?

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when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."

Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out off his bag and began working on it. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?

The man was in shock. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

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  1. A really good way to call someone a c*nt is to say, C  U  Next Thursday

            Or

    C-ut U-p N-ice & T hin.


  2. I think the Pope was remembering his childhood where he often called his little, skinny sister a "runt".  

  3. haha

    10/10

    very funny

    never heard that one before

  4. what was the word that the pope wrote?

  5. ha ha ha very good one classic

  6. ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!

    poke in ur eye naughty  pope~~!!!!!!!!

    i think the pope knows better but, but still wondering what te word is ~~!!!!!!!lolzzz

  7. lol I believe the word that he rubbed out is 'c*nt'.

  8. hahaha

    thats funny : )  

  9. the pope wrote "****"

    wow they starred it out,,, he wrote  cu / nt

    w/o the space and slash

  10. Oh 'lol' don't you know the answer to that.

    I can not tell you what the rubbed out word is, but if you close your eyes real tight I can show you.

    ...... :<) ...... Cheers...... :<)........

  11. lol   lol funny enough

  12. runt

  13. Funny

  14. thanks for the laugh

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