What word did he rub out...One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane?

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when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."

Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out off his bag and began working on it. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?

The man was in shock. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

Answer 1

That was good! As long as we're picking on the Pope: A plummer was called to the Vatican for some repair work. He had been flustered throughout the job by the Pope looking over his shoulder, offering advice, & asking questions. As he was tightening the last fitting, the Pontiff asked him, "Are you sure that fitting's secure enough?" The plummer's aggravation got the best of him, & he responded, "It's tighter than a nun's hole!" To this the Pope replied, "Keep turning, my son." ~:()>  

Answer 2

oh my lordy how naughty

lmao so hard loved it

lolllllllllllllll

x x x

Answer 3

naughty pope ltmss

Answer 4

he rubbed out c*nt

Answer 5

haha dirty pope mind...

Answer 6

=] i like this!