What would Chuck Norris do if he got shorted a nugget at McDonald's?

Question

He orders a 20-piece, but gets 19 instead.

What would he do?

Answer 1

After getting a step stool so he could see over the counter, he would try to get the attention of a manager so he could get his missing McNugget.

Answer 2

The pimple faced kid at the checkout would recieve a roundhouse kick to the face.

Obviously!

Answer 3

Realistically, he couldn't cut loose with the karate.  That would be a felony, and the cops would soon arive with their nightsticks, tazers, and guns and haul him off to jail.

All he could do is complain, like an ordinary citizen, or possibly make advantage of his celebrity -- say "Hey, I'm Walker, Texas Ranger and I want my G********d 20'th nugget!"

Answer 4

Buy a second order! then if still shorted Leave!!

Answer 5

just complain

Answer 6

Well, McD would be on fire and he'd roundhouse kick everyone in the face

Answer 7

No!! Chuck would just stand there and stare at the person handing him the nuggets, until he/she got the nugget or passed out with fear.

You know how some people check under their bed for the boogie man before they go to sleep?

Well the boogie man checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.

Answer 8

HE WOULD ROUND HOUSE KICK MCDONALDS SO HARD THAT ALL OF THE MCDONALDS IN THE WORLD WOULD BE GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

Answer 9

did he count them before he eat or after?  he'll ask the customer representative, how much is each piece of nuggest, if she needs to use the calculator then he should tell her he short 1

Answer 10

the h**l would i know. ask him yourself!!