What would Darcy Tucker do if his golf clubs were stolen?

Question

I was violated for this question yesterday before I saw the answers so I'll ask again.

Answer 1

Go back to Toys R Us and buy another set of Fisher Price Clubs.

Answer 2

Violated?  for what?  That's more of a hockey question than 90% of what gets posted in the hockey section.

I think Tucker would buy new ones.  Sorry, I don't have anything smart to say about that one.

Answer 3

Change his name to something that's not g*y.

Answer 4

I would be going on a rampage. That's a few hundred dollars right there.

Answer 5

Don't worry Mats took them like the Olympic flame-

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Answer 6

Find a new game to play in April.  'Cause he sure won't be playing hockey.  Unless he gets traded to a good team, but who would take that washed-up thuggish bum?

Answer 7

He would go on a rampage, and then by some more golf clubs.

Answer 8

If he found out Peca took them he might have cheapshot him next time Toronto plays Columbus.

Answer 9

He'd first get a crazed look in his eye, and then go after the first person he can find wearing Ottawa Senators colours.  Wouldn't matter if it is an actual Senators shirt or hat - the red and black will suffice.  Once he'd drilled them from behind, if someone confronted him he would act he had done nothing wrong.