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What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?

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What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?

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  1. Well let's back up for a second OK? Now first off Jesus would order the Pizza cuz he's been cheifin' all day long and got the major munchies. and second he would show up at the door baked out of his mind holding a $5.00 bill when the pizza cost $10.00. and last but not least he would probably not do anything seeing as how he would (at that moment) lack the necessary physical,mental or otherwise ability TO do anything about it.


  2. He would not have to deal with Dominos. He would create His own right away.

  3. Jesus would probably smile and say "almost there guys but I'll let you off here's the $10"

    A Christian would beat the delivery boy to death with a Chick tract.

  4. Forgive and forget but now if the messed up and put pork on it they are in sooo much trouble.

  5. Hey, I work at Domino's, and I would just tell Him that "it's not a guarantee, just an estimate."  

  6. tell them 2 repent and if thier late again h**l send them 2 h**l

  7. His love of justice would push him to take it for free.

  8. He wouldn't leave a tip.  

  9. He'd do some fig tree finagling.

    Here in thirty minutes.... or I curse you to wither and die.

  10. Jesus was very likely a Jack in the Box guy. What with all the references to fish and fishing and the sign of the fish, it's pretty certain he preferred a fish sandwich. Or maybe Long John Silver. So your question is  largely irrelevant.

  11. SMITE THEM SMITE THEM SMITE THEM!

    MWAAH HAA HA HAA!!!

  12. hopefully convert a few athiests rom worshiping their god satan

  13. Jesus ******* Christ of Nazareth would kick the c**p out of those lazy b******s.

  14. rofl!!!!

  15. Give the delivery person the same tip that he would give if the delivery person was there on time.

  16. He'd be pleased with his free pizza and would say 'My dad wouldn't take this kind of **** you know!'

  17. Jesus would order Papa Johns. He likes the butter sauce.

  18. forgiveness.God is love...
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