What would Umaga do if my position from a few weeks ago?

Question

2 or 3 weeks ago, I was driving down an interstate doing 73 mph in a 55 mph zone and a cop stopped me and I pulled over on a nearby back road out of the way of that traffic. He gave me a speeding ticket instead of a warning. I handled it well and all normally, but what would WWE's Umaga do?

1) What would Umaga do if he were in my position?

and

2) What would then happen as a result?

Answer 1

Maybe Umaga would just get asked for his autograph.Who knows lol ?!  

Answer 2

they would probably not have gotten a ticket because the cop would have recognized them and been all star struck...but you being a worthless nobody, got a ticket.  sucky...I bet it was a pricey ticket too

Answer 3

you idiot