What would a dialogue between a Democrat and a Republican sound like the night before a Presidential election?

Question

What would a dialogue between a Democrat and a Republican sound like the night before a Presidential election?

Answer 1

D would ask R ...

Who did You shag last night?

Or was that R asking D?

".."

Answer 2

You are obviously not old enough to remember the Carter/Reagan race of 1980.  Carter was wiped out and put out a nationwide commercial the night before the election. It didn't help him any.  The TV networks were no doubt happy with the $$$.

Answer 3

This year after this insanely long election process... They'll probably be screaming at each other like two maniacs about to die .   Then McCain will fall asleep.

Answer 4

Like Shrek and Donkey!!! But we all know the Donkey kicks butt!!!