What would be a good Philippine headline news?

Question

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Answer 1

PGMA STEPS DOWN, CALLS FOR A SNAP ELECTION

Follow up news the following week:

PGMA FAMILY MIGRATED TO PAPUA NEW GUINEA AFTER THE STEP DOWN

Answer 2

Extra Extra read all about it! "When is the Philippines going to do something about their country from being known as a 3rd world country!"

Answer 3

Pacquaio accepts the challenge to fight Oscar De La Hoya.

Answer 4

PGMA stepped down!

=D

Answer 5

Philippines Now Debt Free. Average Filipino Worth US$1M

World's Largest Diamond Mine Found In Private Property within the Island Luzon.

Land Owner donating all the proceeds of the mine to the people of the Philippines.

Conservative Estimates now make the average Filipino's net worth to be US$1M

Owner also paid off the country's entire foreign debt.

Answer 6

gloria and cronies committed suicide.

Answer 7

FIRST EVER CRIME LESS DAY FOR RP

Not a single crime - petty or major - occurred anywhere in the Philippines yesterday, August 28, 2008 Thursday.   Unprecedented in its history, this crime less day saw the fighting in Mindanao came to a full stop; GMA and her cohorts calmly leaving Malacanang for good; kidnappers/robbers distributing their loot to the poor; etc.  It was an all-around good day for the good Filipinos.

Answer 8

why do people give a thumbs down mark on good answers???! People.

Answer 9

" A Good Amount of Oil Deposits Found In Pasig River, Beside Malacanang"

Answer 10

Four-Lane Bridges Connect All Islands in Philippines

Answer 11

"MAPS TO GOLD CACHE VERIFIED, ESTIMATED 400 TRILLION DOLLARS ADDED TO PHILIPPINES ECONOMY OVERNIGHT"

"BIOFUEL PROCESSING PLANT TO BE BUILT IN PHILIPPINES.  THOUSANDS NEEDED FOR CONSTRUCTION."

"COPRA PRICES JUMP TO P859/kg" "STILL RISING"

"PHILIPPINES TO BE TEST MARKET FOR NEW MERCEDES BENZ MINI BUS.  ALL JEEPNEY OWNERS TO RECEIVE FREE BUS"

Answer 12

Gold medal winner,no more kidnappings,no more terrorists,poverty is eradicated ,corruption is obsolete,all nurses can find work in local hospitals,no more dengue fever all jeepney rides are free.

Answer 13

Lotto Winner Donates Winnings to Charity

ah scratch that..

Gloria: Philippines is Hopeless

errr, not looking forward to it...

Mindanao: Bomb Kills a Thousand

who wants that...

Philippines: World's Most Populated Country, Guinness

huh?

Philippines: Enduring Buffalo of the East

not really a headline but more of a human interest story..

Ewan ko, I can't think of anything good.

Aref is good at this.

Answer 14

"Philippines: In Dire Need Of Domestic Helpers"

Futuristic sense. Ito ang pinakamagandang headline kasi ibig sabihin nito asenso na ang Pinas dahil tayo na ang nag-iimport ng DH at hindi na tayo ang nag-eexport. or

"Jobs Awaiting The More Than Ten Million OFW's in The Philippines"

Ito siguro ang pinakamagandang headline makabalik ang lahat ng OFW na may mas malaking sahod naghihintay sa Pinas.

Answer 15

"PLANE FILLED WITH CORRUPT OFFICIALS AND DRUG LORDS CRASHES INTO THE GROUND, MAKES A CRATER THAT REVEALS HUGE OIL RESERVE IN LUZON"

I know it's long but hey, any topic right?

Also...

"MUSLIM REBELS IN MINDANAO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY".

And this one won't hurt...

"MANILA AIRPORT UNANIMOUSLY VOTED AS BEST IN THE WORLD"

or

"SURVEY RELEASED: THE PHILIPPINES IS THE NUMBER ONE TOURIST DESTINATION IN THE WORLD"

"PHILIPPINE COMPANY SET TO TAKE OVER MICROSOFT, GOOGLE AND YAHOO"

"SARAO MOTORS TO EXPORT 100,000 JEEPNEY-UNITS TO GERMANY"

"PHILIPPINE TRACK ATHLETE HARVESTS A TOTAL 10 GOLD MEDALS AND WORLD RECORDS AT LONDON OLYMPICS... THEN WINS LIGHTWEIGHT BOXING BRONZE"

"THE PHILIPPINES TIGHTENS IT'S PORTS, ON ALERT FOR MORE ILLEGAL AMERICAN, BRITISH AND JAPANESE IMMIGRANTS AND THEIR FAMILIES"

"SENATE AND CONGRESS PASSES BILL THAT LEGALIZES MARIJUANA!!!"