What would be a good excuse for a burned hole in a seat?

Question

Long story short a firework burned a hole in my friends backseat. What would be a good excuse?

Answer 1

Your rolling down the road with the music playing and the windows down, so other car filled with people passed you and threw a cig in the window...you pulled over to see what it was/get it out, but it was too late.

Answer 2

liarliar pants on fire.

Answer 3

Put on your best surprise look!  Act like you didn't even know it was there! Windows were open just a bit so who knows what happened?????   :)

Answer 4

Tell the truth -

someone threw a lit bottle rocket at ya...

the back window was open...

and...

Got the pic?   *L*

Answer 5

Doin' bottle tokes and you let a hot rock get away on the seat... eh?  Hey look on the brightside bro... at least it didn't end up down the front of your pants!  <WiNK>

Answer 6

Ate too many beans for lunch.

Answer 7

You could say the cops pulled you over and you had to sit on the joint.

Answer 8

tell him the girl you had s*x with dropped her cig.

like your sorry dude but

well you know

pay him to get it fixed

Answer 9

That's a good one, just blame it on someone else that passed you.