What would be a good venture capital source for my political tee shirt business?

Question

I have copyrights on two tee shirts.

"Larry Does Not Lie" and

"ObamaBinBiden 08?

Answer 1

LMAO nice.

Answer 2

I took the Larry to refer to Larry Craig until I read the comments , so unless you have a customer base that follows internet gossip, I would not bother with that one. You do not need much capital for production. There is a company  that will produce tee shirts for you in any quantity you want with large discounts on big orders. so you could start small and test sales, Unfortunately I forgot the  name but you can probably find it with a goole search.

Answer 3

One source - use a more traditional tee-shirt order to help finance the political tee business.

A great example, using local and state GOP campaigns.  "Ron for Mayor", etc. etc.  Give them away at cost.

The point is, this will put you in the position to make contacts for local private investors.  

Then develop some more good tee's, and market to the network you build there.  Ex. - "Kennedy had little kids too.",,,, "If you don't think a woman can VP, no wonder you didn't nominate Hillery."  

Put yourself in a position to be around those with venture capitol, and who have a mission / passion for the next 2 months.  The clock is ticking.  

Answer 4

Make T-Shirts like the following:

Put a communist flag on the top center of a shirt.  Put Obama's head to the right of the hammer and sickle.  Put a Red Star on Obama's forehead.  On top of the flag put Hope and Change.  At the bottom of the flag put "Proudly serving my true Colors."

Maybe put Wright's face just to the right of Obama's and now, instead of putting "Proudly serving my true Colors" put "What I really think of America."

Answer 5

I am sure that a cryogenic firm will shed some coin your way, if you tell them they can freeze Biden.  You might ask Trinity Church for some of the pickings they get from the sheep that attend to pay for the Reverends house.  Money well spent says I.