What would be an amusing outfit for my forthcoming 'Glasgow Pub Crawl' I hear they love us English chaps

Question

A vomit splattered tramp in a kilt?

A Russ Abbott frightwig?

Edward I?

Ian Paisley?

I'm stuck, I don't think any are quite right.

Answer 1

dress like austin powers when he goes out for a night on the town. don't forget the MAN symbol necklace!

Answer 2

Just be careful what pubs you go into here!!

Answer 3

Needle tracks on your arms should do it.  And an incomprehensible accent featuring many words which appear to be made up.  Really, wtf does 'sassenach' mean anyway?  My dad was a jock so I really should know.

Answer 4

How about one of the Crankies? The little one.

You could always add your own vomit later, as it is a pub crawl.

Answer 5

Wear a T-Shirt with "***** Queen's Celtic" written on the front, and "Sh/it on O'Rangers" on the back.  That should do it.

Answer 6

Go dressed as Rab C Nesbit you will blend in quite the thing!!

Makke sure you have a half bottle of Buckfast and the Glasgow Herald newspaper in your pocket

Answer 7

I'd go for the English angle and dress as an English toff with a suit, dickie bow, big fop of hair etc and in every bar start with:

"I say young man, a pint of your finest foaming ale for me and the chaps - I have money you know, I don't need to steal"

in your 'poshest' voice.

Answer 8

I am being very serious here, do not take the p*ss out of them because they are the most racist people I have ever met, there is an extreme amount of violence there, infact the worst in Europe. If I were you I would lie very, very low, they have a genuine, sick hatred of the English. Please, please do not antagonise them.

Answer 9

Oliver Cromwell, ladeeda.

Answer 10

dont wear anything special just stand at the bar in any pub and say outloud that you wish The English had won the battle of Bannock burn good luck lad!.

Answer 11

I live with a Glasgow man and I would not advise you to go as Ian Paisley for god's sake!!   Actually, do you know that you English are as much a target in Glasgow as anybody.  If I were you I would disguise my English accent and pray that you actually get out ALIVE with your suggestions - honestly.  Better not to attract attention to yourself at all.  No, they don't like English chaps at ALL!!!! I can't emphasise this enough.  Go in a kilt and keep your mouth shut.  I wish you luck because son, you are going to need it  - do some research in to your visit.  I once went there (I am Scottish) and asked the result of the Glasgow Ranger/Celtic match in a pub - big mistake - don't do it!!!!!!!!!   Don't take advice from any other Scottish people as they will take the p**s out of you.   You are a either extremely brave or stupendously stupid.  Let me know if you come out alive.

On the other hand, Glasgow people will do anything for you, great company with the best sense of humour in the WORLD   Just be humble or your are not going home.

Answer 12

Go wearing just a Sporron and Wellingtons , you,re sure to get some Attention

Answer 13

William Wallace lad. Stand in the middle of every pub you go into and shout "Freedom!!!" Then take a long string of sausages and re enact the film where they cut him up.

They'll either laugh at you or put you in hospital lad.

Answer 14

A Redcoat uniform circa 1745?