What would be last place in the world, you would want to run into a NHL hockey player?

Question

Why?

Answer 1

In front of them as they are coming full steam up the ice, or visa versa

Answer 2

at the gym... i'd be all sweaty and yeah eww

Answer 3

On the ice...I'm getting old and don't skate so well any more. He'd probably lay me out flat. The beer would then start it's second carbonation and Gary Bettman would then have a new coloured line on the ice to figure out a rule for.

Answer 4

In the women's bathroom, and he didn't lock the door to the stall, and I open it thinking nobody's in there, and he's peeing.  Ugh, totally creepy.  

Not only is it embarrassing when you accidentally open the door when another woman is in the bathroom, but this is a man!  And an NHL player at that!!

Answer 5

At my friend's locker. She has a major crush on this goalie and she puts up pictures of him in her locker. Once, she even photoshopped his head on Hasselhoff's bod. Creepy.

Answer 6

At an orgy, I don't want anybody showing me up.

Answer 7

At the bikini waxer's place. I really don't want to know that

Answer 8

in a boxing ring with gloves....

Answer 9

At the Bunny Ranch..... ewwwww. To think Avery just got done with the same woman I selected!!!

Answer 10

in Torontos arena in the seventh game of the stanley cup final

Answer 11

comming out of his wives shower. i would try to run fast. it would be slippery. i would fall. he would kill me.

Answer 12

Coming out of my Mothers Bedroom.You need to know why?I'll spare the reasons.

Nice conversation if he comes out-"Ohhh ummmm very nice chain Mr. Emery but you don't take it off when your nekked?".

Answer 13

Coming out off the backroom at an adult bookstore....And no i would not shake his hand!

Answer 14

Darfur because I really don't want to be in darfur.

Answer 15

Right in front of the net.....

Answer 16

public bathroom-i don't use them!

gas station-they shouldn't be using gas, they should buy a hybrid

their house, um they are too busy

family reunion-i don't know any nhlers in my family!

Answer 17

in the ladies room! that would be creepy....imagine that you come out of the stall to see a nhl player washing or drying his hands or worse....he could be going in while you are washing your hands!

Answer 18

At the Asian Massage Parlor..

Dude....don't touch me there......

Answer 19

In a dark alley

Answer 20

I've seen them just about every where I go. But I know that they aren't supposed to ski in the winter so I wouldn't want to see one of my favourites in a lift line at Vail or Sundance.

Answer 21

I see Joe wasted no time stealing my answer. ( now I know what the 'B' stands for )

The morgue. 'Cause I can only think of one reason for me to be there, and it ain't good. On second thought, maybe he put me there. HA, looks good on him.

Answer 22

In my beer league , at the blue line with my head down ...ouch!